Well, the timing’s good for getting out of town, anyway.
Yesterday began everyone’s favorite annual event – when the hot water gets cut
off for two weeks while they service the pipes, and what does issue from the
hot water tap attains a hue somewhat akin to weak, day-old coffee.
Lots to do today before the midnight flight since
yesterday was dominated by cat drama, generated by the usually serene and
accommodating Korean Airlines. Onon (no biblical jokes, please) at KAL’s Ulaanbaatar
office was seeking permission/confirmation from Seoul for my feline baggage. I
had gotten one largish cage to put both of them in, thinking they’d be a
comfort to one another on the long, scary ride. It’s big ol’ Moojie, actually,
who tends to be the cowering baby in these situations. Nita just hunkers down
and you can almost see the thought bubble: “If I can survive being abandoned on
the street in Mongolian winter, I can weather this, too.”
My phone rings. “Mr. Thomas?”
“Um, sort of, yes?”
“Korean Air says your cats can’t be in one cage.”
“Why?”
“The rules say only cats between 6 weeks and 18 months
can be in a cage together.”
“Why? They’ve lived together for years. They really love
each other. I mean, you know, in a brother sister kind of way.”
“That’s the rule.”
The Rule. OK, I agreed to exchange the large cage for two
smaller ones once she got confirmation from Seoul of this plan. That was
Thursday. Yesterday at lunch my phone rings.
“Mr. Thomas?”
“Yes.”
“Korean Air says you can only take one cat.”
Aroo? “But, hang on, yesterday two cats were OK. They
need to be with each other and there’s nowhere here for them. My plans are all
set. I leave tomorrow for heaven’s sake.”
“That’s what they say.”
I can hear that Onon is abashed and kind of sympathetic.
“Um, Onon? Please, there must be some way to do this."
Onon ponders a moment. “Is one cat small? Less than five
kilograms?”
“Nita? So
small. Practically fits in your shirt pocket.”
“Less than five kilograms?” Onon was all business.
“I’m sure, yes. We weighed her at the animal doctor last
week. In fact, she seems to be shrinking.”
Pause. “I’ll
call you back.”
“Za.”
I’m in frantic Plan B generation with my friend Dolgor,
who’s been my indispensable translator/helper this week, when the phone rings.
“Mr. Thomas?”
“Eeeyello.”
“Mr. Thomas?”
“Ahem. Yes.”
“Mr. Thomas, can you bring your cats in?”
“I’m sorry?”
“Can you bring your cats to the office so we can see
them?”
“You’re joking.”
“No. Is it possible?”
Pinching my eyes. “Of course, Onon. Be happy too.”
So off we trooped to stuff Moojie and Nita in their
carrying case and haul their carcasses over to the 2nd floor of the
Chingghis Khan Hotel. On the way I whispered, “Hey, Nita. Contract yourself
some, OK? Look waifish and tiny. And Mooj? Just try not to barf on the office
carpet, buddy.” I summoned whatever persuasive charm I could manage, and in we
marched.
First I brought Nita out for inspection. The issue at
hand was whether I could bring her into the cabin and stow her under the seat.
This had become, apparently, a whole office project and they all came to look
Nita over, one even taking her from me, hefting her a bit and, I swear, setting
her on a desk and measuring her with a plastic ruler. Nita struggled only a
little and was mostly stoic, and I had enough Mongolian to get that they were
remarking, “Say, she is kinda
petite.” I sensed victory and assured them I could get a smaller cage for The
Mooj and a canvas animal tote bag from the pet shop for Nita in Economy. I
didn’t show it, but I wasn’t at all happy about this, thinking about Moojie all
alone and frightened for the very long flight in the baggage section when there
seemed no good reason that we couldn’t have executed Plan A. Nonetheless, there
we were. Onon punched the phone buttons for the Seoul office and did an
admirable job of laying out a positive case for two beasts on the plane. Seoul
put us on hold and Dolgor and I held our breath.
After Seoul clicked back on I could tell they’d relented. Moojie and Nita were on for their Big American Adventure. My elation was to
be short-lived, however, when I asked through a fading smile, “Now, how much is
this going to cost, exactly?”
Onon nodded thoughtfully. “Well...” said she, and
proceeded to outline all sorts of Korean Airlines baggage regulation minutiae
while earnestly poking at her calculator. It boiled down to this: beyond two
pieces of luggage, other bags are extra and animals are double. $400. When we had
talked the very first time about both cats in one cage, it was $200.
“So,” I inquired, “two hundred extra dollars to bring a
tiny cat into the cabin?”
Onon nodded sadly. “Yes.”
All out of options and not wishing to push my luck, I
nodded sadly in return. “So be it.”
With the final vaccinations and de-worming, production of
all the necessary letters and documents for the Mongolian government, and the
issuance of government health certificates, earning the right to schlep my
little babies to America set me back more than five bills and required a solid
two weeks of fairly constant bureaucratic negotiation. But I love them, and
feel confident their lives will improve dramatically stateside. And I do look
forward to their elaborate service in some future lifetime.
Many, many thanks to Chris in Maryland and Todd in
Massachusetts for happily agreeing to be American foster daddies. I’m hoping
that by September my life will stabilize some and the three of us can finally
download Peaches ‘N’ Herb: “Reunited, and it feel so good...”
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